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>WOMEN"S ENGLISH
>
> 1. Yes = No
> 2. No = Yes
> 3. Maybe = No
> 4. We need = I want
> 5. I am sorry = you"ll be sorry
> 6. We need to talk = you"re in trouble
> 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
> 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
> 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
> 10. You"re very attentive tonight =is sex all you ever
think about?
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>MEN"S ENGLISH
>
> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> 3. I am tired = I am tired
> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> 5. I love you = let"s have sex now
> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> 7. May I have this dance? = I"d like to have sex with you
> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I"d like to have sex with you
> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I"d like to have sex with you
> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I"d like to have sex with you
> 11. Those shoes don"t go with that outfit = I"m gay!
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